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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:52
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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